That moment when you realize an adult just asked you for advice concerning real life changing issues and hundreds of thousands of dollars and you nailed the response. When did I grow up? Que Bosley commercial. Nooooooooooooo!

eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

(Source: dope-pope)

eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

(Source: dope-pope)

Two hours later, still not allowed to move

Two hours later, still not allowed to move

gunmetalboo:

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

dammit

gunmetalboo:

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

dammit

(Source: orgasmc-humor)

metal-rider:

jennikeatts:

focusbtch:

syrianlady:

This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.

facking hell i cant stop laughing

I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy

So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies

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(Source: nubbsgalore)

sierrabloggess:

I take this to mean that since I reblogged, I am now immortal. 

sierrabloggess:

I take this to mean that since I reblogged, I am now immortal. 

(Source: ohellocaptain)

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

Ah home sweet home

She won’t let me move

She won’t let me move

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myandrogynousthoughts:

pilferingapples:

rhamphotheca:

(via: I fucking love science)

If this is not obviously of great importance to you than I don’t know how you prioritize your life.

babe. babe we have to

myandrogynousthoughts:

pilferingapples:

rhamphotheca:

(via: I fucking love science)

If this is not obviously of great importance to you than I don’t know how you prioritize your life.

babe. babe we have to

bobbycaputo:

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So I walk outside and there’s a skunk acting erratically in the rain so of course my marine training kicks in and I’ve instantly identified multiple escape routes from the fierce (cute but damn smelly) beast when I nottice it’s head is stuck in a yogurt container. Now I face the age old dilemma of helping a skunk and smelling like it or not doing either. It then proceeded to walk into a tree, back up and walk into a car tire. I went over, tried to stay away from the tail end of it, grabbed the container and the skunk stopped, wiggled around and pulled itself out. It shook off, kinda adjusted to the light, then it looked up at me. Before I could blink it’s ass was pointed at me with it’s tail fully erect. Luckily for me it must of realized I helped because it just scurried under a car with its tail still up as a warning while I fled in full sprint. Good deed of the year complete.

How da fuq you supposed to trust a woman lol

How da fuq you supposed to trust a woman lol

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